I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
This is wrong though. Like obviously it is an animal and no one debates its rough location in the tree of life. There are apparently ongoing discussions if it is a deuterostome or a more basal clade, but that isn’t what the meme is suggesting. Also, there are various described species of Xenoturbella, so you can distinguish them from each other.
And what about the lack of organs?? There is such a great diversity of single celled organisms out there that by definition lack organs (organs are a collection of tissues that serve a common function). So what is the point of even mentioning organs here? The person who wrote this really doesn’t know anything about biology or is trolling.
What species has “a clear reason to exist”? That’s a general question and has no particular connection to this group of animals.
This whole meme is just a desperate attempt to create exciting sounding content for social media without doing enough research.
Help someone, my vagina escaped!
Oh, there it is.
Wondered where that branch of the family went.
Nah, that’s just a strip of raw bacon.
An organism with no organs? Wouldn’t that be an ism?
According to this points at entire world history, that’s one of the most dangerous things there is!
The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism in English means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed which does not need tools in it to be a tool shed.
Thanks for coming to my TedX talk on biological organization
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Read the room
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Yawn
There’s more important things to be upset about than a website.
The forbidden churro
This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.
Some of y’all in here joking about yourself!
Living churros hmmm
According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.
A JELLY DONUT!!?
IDK. It was the first single hole fried dough I thought of!
Ok you cannot just say “1 hole”. Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)
Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?
If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?
I have a lot to consider now.
second hole
You mean the first hole
No, all socks have at least one hole in them.
Socks are just disks
You haven’t seen my socks
It’s a sock:

Typically we say 3 holes. But that’s because we talking about yo mama
Fair enough.
However, your dad is a tube
Damn. You went for the throat! Well played friend
Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!
(im getting slaughtered in here now!)
So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.
Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.
Its reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.
So it has orgasms at least then
he’s just like me fr
fr fr
found my spirit animal
I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.












