Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

This comment right here, officer.

And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.

“…whose only ideals are personal gain.” I think you’re describing every billionaire, no?

The moon is made of cheese and, like all cheeses, emits light under a low enough temperate (space is so cold it doesn’t even have a temperature - it’s just “cold”). The REAL mindbender, is why the space dust particles make the light all bright instead of dirty yellow, like how i like my cheese

Is it a doctorate in pogonotomia?

Hi, I’m a traveling trampoline salesman. Would you be interested in a quick pitch?

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If it makes you feel better, you can eat my salad