Easiest baby shower evaaa

Fellow stroke victim here. Sounds like you’re doing great for recovery, rock on

Well then we’re not going to pick you up on the street!

Wait. My name is Carl
Who is this? It’d be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev

But with a chance

You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel

The best bros understand

It’s like there’s a wall between us

Its not her story, its history. Right fellas!

You’re right. She never survived.

Oh no Ive spewed too much.
Urh havent spewed enough

Me: I’ve said too much.

I haven’t said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think
I thought
I saw you try

Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.