If only they could read.

Hand toaster

Orchids would be called “Cunty McCunt Face”

And the dozens of ball sports.

Yeah Stormy said it was only a centimeter

The Master Baiters

South Park did an episode on that.

Lamb just means young sheep. The dinner version for sheep is mutton.

This language quirk for calling the meat version of an animal different comes from French influence, when the English aristocracy spoke French in court. Beef, pork and mutton comes from the Old French words buef, porc and moton. Which just means ox, swine and sheep.

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