Well I already find honey disgusting so that’s a hard no for me.

What psychopath is gonna drive 32??

Whoever invented jetskis and didn’t call them boatorcycles seriously fucked up

Nice.

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Wildly infuriating!

But they look so cute while doing it!

That’s probably because they used all your drugs

Man I hate it when that happens.

Meanwhile I’m stuck with one of those old-timey jobs where you’re actually supposed to show up.

Swiggity swoke I’m stealing your joke.

‘What makes you think I loved you to begin with?’

They can also only enter your house if you specifically invite them in.

Vampires are neurodivergent as all get-out.

I like how everyone is ignoring how it is somehow ‘problematic’ that there happens to be a school class somewhere that just happens to only have with kids in it.

I love being a EUrangutan

Facebook asked for me ID and I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and it got accepted

Rome.

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The people hated him because he told them the truth.

When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

It’s all turtle puke