I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it’s fantastic
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
Now I know where those were coming from
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
What about twizzlers?
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.
Swlf cleaning??? Bro don’t tell me you can’t smell the fish
Well it’s clear that you don’t have much experience being up close to vaginas.
Also probably thinks breasts feel like bags of sand
Are you 12?
Oh come the fuck on.
I’ve only noticed a fish adjacent smell one time out of a dozen or so women, and even then, it was temporary and her body fixed whatever imbalance was going on pretty quickly.
So, yeah. They self clean just fine.
It’s usually caused by an infection
A super fishy smell, sure. Vaginas all smell different though, and most smell different depending on biochemistry changes throughout the days. As long as it’s not foul smelling and there aren’t any odd changes in discharge, it’s not really something to fuss about.
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
I really hope you’re kidding here
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Not particularly. You just need to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it’s unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
It also helps that a rather large proportion of American men are circumcized. You can blame John Kellogg (yes, the guy that invented bran and had a company named after him) for that
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?
Easier to sell pictures of it.
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Your foreskin frightens me.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
In that case, bigger pocket
But if ya keep the camera rolling.
I don’t like the sound of that
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
There’s someone for you out there, keep looking
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
It doesn’t have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
Ehhh that can definitely happen if a woman has larger labia.
I find it hard to believe that’s the same thing. It’s not that you have dangly bits that can be sat on but what you sit on.
Do you think labia have no nerve endings?
It hurts to sit on your genitals. No matter what type you have.
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lol it’s not odd for some women to have longer labia. Sometimes one sits weird and can crush their genitalia regardless of which ones they have.
Big dick, tiny balls
Doesn’t hurt as much when it gets hit by something.
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
Yes it absolutely hurts a tremendous amount to be kicked in the crotch.
You’ve never heard the term “camel-toe”?
Camel toe doesn’t show when wearing baggy pants. My dick does tho.
I’ve had camel-toe in sweats before. It depends.
Original comment just said “pants”
The problem is most men wear non tight pants but most women cannot even find non-tight pants for sale coz fashion standards are not equivalent.
What are you talking about? I’ve got multiple pairs of loose pants and they’re not hard to find.
There’s plenty of pants that are tight for men, too.
Ratio is not equivalent
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