• leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Magnesiu-based lifeform

      Problem

      It is generally understood that human beings are carbon-based organisms, fusing little carbon tubes together to form complex, mushy structures capable of thought, love, and locomotion. It is also known that these structures sometimes like to “take the edge off” by consuming ethanol, amphetamine, etc. In such cases, it is important to supplement your body with magnesium. Tired? Mag it! Down? Mag time! Liver damage? MAXIMUM MAG! Some people say magnesium doesn’t really do anything and you just need to quit. What do we tell them?

      Solution

      We tell them: HELL NO. You’re about to become a magnesium-based lifeform. The age of the primitive carbon-man is done. No longer must mankind rely on slow-working background radiation to take us further into our genetic destiny. This is the era of guided evolution, and magnesium is the key. You are the first of your species. The next step in human evolution. An advanced magnesium proto-man who mags it up, drinks it down, and sniffs it sideways!

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    Bro I just watched my calve during a cramp a few weeks ago. It was so gnarly, like legit rippling, like something else was under my skin.

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    When you are having a really big yawn and feel the bottom of your mouth tense up. Those are the absolute worst cramps. Especially when you’re with someone else who thinks you’re choking or having a seizure or something. And you can’t tell them it’s fine and it’s just a cramp, since you can’t open your mouth.

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      I get these weekly while doing nothing. It’s a side effect of neck radiation cancer treatment. First time was painful as hell. Now I have learned to just sit in it and chill and it passes quicker that way

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        Genuinely this is something you should see a doctor about. A calf cramp once in a while doesn’t say that much about underlying pathology but if your jaw is cramping to that extent you should talk to someone. There are treatments for TMJ disfunction.

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    when this happens, stretch your leg out in front of you and use the palm of your hand to pull the top of your foot toward your body. it helps ease the cramp. i deal with these too damn much and is the only way to stop them fast

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        This is the way! I take soem daily and it’s the only thing that’s reliably controlled my cramping, helps me sleep better as well

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        it is at least partially hereditary, but i will look into it! my mom couldnt swim without wearing tennis shoes because her legs would seize up.

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          Oooh. Damn. I’ve heard of a more serious version, that has a name, but I can’t remember it. Hopefully you haven’t inherited something serious. I have terrible cramping issues, I wish I had known how much magnesium helps, it’s essentially the conduit to which the electrical signals controlling your muscles ride around on. I have found magnesium glycenate to work best for me, there’s heaps of varieties. I hope you find one that helps, crossing my fingers for you!

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    Oh I hate that, but the only solution for me is to equally strongly point my foot towards my head.

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    The only cramps I ever get is period cramps I don’t understand random body parts cramping that seems like it shouldn’t be happening?

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    Today I learned this is a common thing. I started getting these in the mornings after I started cycling a ton and really developed my calves. An excruciating reminder that I didn’t hydrate well enough the day before.

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    Just me or does anyone else like the feeling of cramps? Sometimes after I’ve just had one I’ll deliberately tense the muscle really hard to make another one happen.

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    Thanks for reminding me of this, I’m gonna be paranoid stretching next couple of times.

    Make sure you get enough potassium, calcium, and magnesium, along with hydration.

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    I’ve never gotten a cramp in my life. I’m on 39’s doorstep and I’m a guy. My wife has woken me up on a couple occasions with her Charley horses. I’m happy to see it’s not just her.

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      If your electrolytes are balanced, you shouldn’t get cramps. Cramping is caused by not having enough potassium, which is used by your nerves to signal relaxing muscles. Sodium is used to signal clenching. Too much sodium for the potassium and the signals get unbalanced and you can’t relax that muscle.

      Magnesium and calcium also play a role and deficiencies can result in cramping or tremors (like unsteady hands might just be from being low on Mg, Ca, or K).

      So it seems like you’ve been eating well at least as far as electrolytes are concerned, especially if you can hold your hand out rock steady, regardless of whether your muscles are clenched or relaxed.

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        Yeah, I think I’m just lucky, good genes. I eat fine, but I’ve also survived off bars and snacks in the desert for days, never had issues. Always drink my water though, love water.

        Nowadays, I do eat (well, ingest) a banana every day, and that’s the only kind of K I’m into anymore.

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          Yeah, when my own levels were low enough to get the occasional cramp, it never happened on a day I ate a banana.

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    Have they figured out why you get cramps nowadays? I have heard many explanations but none seems to be backed scientifically.

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        Some skeletal muscle cramps do not have a known cause.

        Yeah so they haven’t figured it out just yet (except when you lack nutrients etc) 😔.

        I and my 3 brothers are like the “cramp brothers”, insanely easy to get stupid cramps. And 2 of us have been world top athletes, so it’s not a nutrition problem for us at least.

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      Magnesium. (prevents, not causes)

      I’ve also heard that tonic water with quinine will stop cramping pretty much right away, though I haven’t tried it personally.

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    Cut off your calves and eat them that’s the only way God knows how to fuck in the digeridoos of turtle why the fuck a turtle I ain’t fucked no turtle in three days, but that’s a stretch of time to elaborate how Don Lemon returned me to sender

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      Are you an LLM with only a 10 token context window? Or doing that thing that humans do when their brain blood escapes its brain blood tube and becomes a brain blood pool or has trouble making it to all the brain cells because the brain blood tube is too full of non-brain blood things?

      Either way, thanks for the moment of amusement I got trying to parse the combination of words you used in the order you used them.