I think we can trust Alan Parsons. The dude put a frickin laser on the moon!

Hello Congress, I’d like to report that you are corrupt. Plz fix. K thanks bye.

That’s not how that works. Lawyers are there to win your case in court, not win in the media. Engaging with the media can backfire. It can trigger more coverage. It gives media more to talk about. Best to let it blow over.

It’s the opposite of whipping the llama’s ass