TACO was bluffing and Iran called his bluff? Sounds reasonable. Effectively Iran won.
Sooooo, are we like in a ceasefire, or no?
That went well.
I’m so confused. I thought there was a 2 week cease fire starting today?
Depends if you are one of Pedonald’s investment buddies.
Everything is a lie unless an Iranian official confirms it. That is the new order of things.
This post is older than the ceasefire announcement.
just like Putin does a ceasfire, then immediately attacks after, in which TRUMP gets his advice from.
Kinda Putiny, ain’t it?
trump gets his military advice soley from putin.
So fucking crazy. Trump is insane
Out of curiosity I checked out how Fox News is covering this shit show. Totally fucking unhinged is an understatement. He could livestream eating a baby and they’d be praising his bold nutritional choices.
It’s wild. Meanwhile, other mainstream media channels are accused of leftist propaganda by these deranged lunatics, simply for reporting the facts.
funny is that most of the MSM are owned by right wing conservatives, they are more or less the same. fox, OAN, NEWSMAX is just pure propaganda.
World Wide Web was a great experiment while it lasted. Wouldn’t be surprised if we ended up losing a W and getting cut off from good fun things like Steam.
Woke Wide Web
Dude at work randomly walked up and said Iran is gonna be a nice parking lot. Like I’ve known you two weeks and my toolbox is covered in socialist stickers, either you can’t read or you’re real real fuckin dense.
in the trades? its fillled with conservatives
you should show him your tool box. really closely, and at high speed.
Psychopath. Absolute psychopath. (not Iran)
People in the US, Have you called your representatives yet? This is the time to do the smallest thing to make your voice known.
I’d suggest using 5 calls if you don’t know your representatives.
You mean my representative who manages one of the worst gerrymandered districts in the country who basically told me to go f*ck myself the last three times I authored a diplomatically-toned letter regarding my concerns about the current administration?
Especially that one.
Go further and let your neighbors know that your representative ignores their constituents.
Then take to the streets. Or whatever else you can do, you can always do something. Throw paper planes with notes on them at the White House. Whatever you do, do something, instead of sitting on your hands and saying “woe is me”.
whatever you’re doing isn’t good enough. you should be arrested for harassment and assault. only then will my desire for justice be satisfied.
that’s what you just said. you sound deranged.
Is throwing a paper plane harassment and assault? Your country is more fucked up than I thought. As an outsider it is incredibly tiring to listen to Americans harp on about how their country is in shambles and there’s nothing they can do about it. It’s pathetic.
We understand that Trump will do absolutely nothing. This is empty talk, which he has always had.
Not true, he’ll do a lot of options trading.
Tell me you have dementia without telling me.
This could be a blessing in disguise. He called Biden a retard on Monday. He’s now upped the threats a notch.
Could be he got some very bad health news from Walter Reed medical over the weekend.
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- Mar 3: “We won the war.”
- Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
- Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
- Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
- Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
- Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
- Mar 13: “We won the war.”
- Mar 14: “Please help us.”
- Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
- Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
- Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
- Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
- Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
- Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
- Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
- Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
- Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
- Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
- Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
- Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
- Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
- Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
- Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
- Mar 28: No major quote
- Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
- Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
- Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
- Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
- Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
- Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
- Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
- Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
- Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
- Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”
This should be the front page of a wiki, so others can add citations and readers can drill down. But it should absolutely preserve this level of summary. It was highly effective at putting the arc into perspective without embellishment. I might recommend reframing the entries for March 28, 29, 31 and April 2, 4 as summaried utterances instead, as I found the switch to an overtly editorial summary to be jarring.
I copied it from elsewhere - but I love your idea! Someone should definitely catalog and archive this
If I decide to build that, who would the attribution need to go to? eg: who is your genius tier source
I can’t say for certain this is where I saw it, but I googled “Trump Iran Copy Pasta” and this came up
is this list accurate and not embellished for comedic effect?
The summaries are not real quotes, obviously, and is obviously selected to emphasise the shifting nature of the administration’s position … but yeah, I would say it’s broadly actuate.
this guy is starting to behave a lot like that putin guy
waaaaaiiit uuuuppp…
He’s the biggest fucking dumbass in the universe.
Nah, not so long as there’s someone who will believe a word he says.
“Who’s the bigger dumbass? The dumbass or the dumbass who follows him?”
- Apr 7: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks”-
Mar 28: No major quote
Was this the day he was in the hospital?
I like your post. 50 years from now, high school students are going to open their US History book and read what the orange bumble fuck said during a war he started. Humiliating and perhaps the Americans might learn a lesson from the MAGA disaster.
USians need to be humbled, I say as I live here.
Considering what they are trying to do to this generations history books, I do wonder what they will contain in 50 years.
Americans learning true history, instead of propaganda?
Never gonna happen. When orange turd dies, there will be zero changes to your democratic system and a new pedophile controlled by billionaires will be elected.
If you think your government isn’t lying to you… I have some news
I’m talking about education and the American capitalist propaganda and brainwashing in American schools.
Did you know that in America about 70% of the history curriculum in schools is American history, and only about 30% is about the rest of the world. But America is not even 250 years old!
Compare that with Europe, where kids spend about 30% of the time learning about their own country’s history and 70% learning other history.
Americunts don’t even realise just how brainwashed and full of capitalist propaganda they are.
Preaching to the choir. Good job ignoring what your government is lying about while doubling down on obvious common knowledge.
If americans could learn we wouldn’t have a 2nd trump presidency. We’re on average stupider than bart with the cupcakes.
This combination of generations is lost. Most of the age groups are either pushing for things to get worse, ignoring things that are bad or rooting on the coming apocalypse. It’ll get better when we get a few more new gens in the game, asuming it can be recovered
It’s all just inequality dressed up as something else. People are miserable here because it’s a country by and for rich people which even the rich don’t enjoy in the end. Rich people exploit that sense of misery to give us…king-size diaper donny as president twice.
Not that long ago, a single factory worker made enough to buy a small house, a car, have 2 kids and take a 2 week yearly vacation.
We’re really pumping the gas on inequity.
And now he says they agreed to a cease fire and reopen the Strait.
Adding some sources, in case people think these quotes are satirical.
- 2026-04-05 “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
- 2026-04-06 “Every bridge in Iran […] every power plant […] I mean complete demolition by 12 o’clock”
- 2026-04-07 “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
This should be a wiki.
Thank you! I copied the comment from elsewhere, I appreciate your additions!
Apr 8: TACO!
(I hope)
He did TACO!
That’s the thing I was wondering about the TACO meme. Is it good to mock him on chickening out when it is best for everybody that he does chicken out?
It’s always a good idea to mock him. If he can’t handle it he is free to resign.
In that case, we should reinforce good behaviour by praising him:
Trump Admirably Chickened Out
Does it matter? I think he doesn’t even touch the internet anymore and just has an assistant posting for him
On the contrary, I think everyone in the White House keeps feeding him pleasant lies and what’s why he can go out in public and say all that BS
I’m taking the bet that he’s going to fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
Beautiful. Thanks for compiling this.
From that, he does seem to be getting a lot more agitated over the past week. We’ll see how that translates into actions.
I can’t take credit I copy/pasted- but everyone should see it!
I swear we live in the dumbest timeline. Can we switch back to pre-Covid timeline before Trump?
That… was Trump too.youre looking for pre 2017.
Honestly Trump 2017-2019 doesn’t even seem that bad anymore…
That’s why covid was so bad.
Oh dear God, the fact that such a statement can be made…
Dumb dumb dumb. He’s firing all the women because they want to have as little emotional intelligence in the White House as possible. Not that Noem and Bondi were angels.
