I do that, but have in no way got that from videos. Just from standard fecklessness.

Do “pros” really do shit like that?

That is a silly question. Everyone knows this. If chalupapocalypse wants to explain it anyway for those of you who weren’t paying attention though…

See your problem was knowing how to do the job. You should have focused on knowing Dave. Dave would have got you in.

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Northern europe?

Kotor my beloved

It makes sense. Most people have no idea about most of it. You have stuff. You buy and sell stuff. Ezpz.

Any alternative is demonised and fought about and undermined and misinformation’d.

No. I’ve had a lot of unwanted advances, accusations of “being gay” when I wouldn’t put out with women. Been hit on many times by gay men but they’ve been pretty chill about it mostly.

Had my brother dump a gay in my bedroom so he could get freaky with his friend. The gay assumed I was into it and kept moving closer to me sitting on the bed. I’m just trying to watch south park. He got a bit animated when I had to explicitly tell him I’m not at all gay.

I’m lucky though, I’m 6ft and built like a bear. Nobody properly tries forcing anything. My sheer size and stature do the fighting for me. Which is very lucky as I fight like a teddy bear…

I’m terrified that Witchbrook is actually going to suck.

Nightmares for everyone!

The last star was slightly askew. Had to throw the whole thing away. Bin is full. Hour is late. Will I ever feed?

Maybe you could follow them round and post that under every one of their comments? Fantastic use of free will there

It only works if you call them out on it. Just treat them like someone with a severe speech impediment in real life. Its annoying to listen to, its grating, but you just gotta get on with it.

Block them if its that big a deal to you.

You can just shout “I DECLARE STATELESSNESS” as youre boarding the plane/boat/train

Afterlife as a child. Lie to me a day about that. You can either tell me that when dogs get very poorly they go to a farm far far away and they’re happy, or you can tell me they’re wormfood.

Give me the lie.

I’m not hearing it now that im an adult. Nobody knows so pick your favourite flavour of bollocks, but as a child, give me that sweet bullshit.

Pussy

I said that nuclear arms race was just stupid at this point.

“I’ll kill everyone”

“If you kill everyone I’ll kill everyone”

“Well I can kill everyone 3 times over”

“If you kill everyone 3 times over I’ll kill everyone 20 times over”

“Oh yeah? We’re working on a way to kill everyone 200 times over”

Anyway that got me a 3 week ban for inciting violence. When I pressed the appeal button and said “its actually condemning violence, theres context there” it got upgraded to a permanent ban.

That was the 3rd time I got banned. The first time was from typing “genji main btw” into an overwatch post complaining about how theres no people playing support.

Im with you there, but not in a sad bleak way. I love my wife more than anything, but its a lot of work. Right down to the little things like putting my clothes on every day and listening to her vent about her work and shit like that.

If this all blows up in my stupid face and I wind up alone again, I’m just going to stay alone.

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.