SuiXi3D

God rejects all prayers because they don’t exist.

Well, I’m not your dad, but I’m proud of you. You’ve made it yet another day. Just remember that when things seem hard, you’ve survived every worst day so far. No reason to think you can’t get through whatever you’re dealing with now.

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Uh, well to alkylate something is to make it more alkaline, that is to make it less acidic.

In the case of the girlfriend, I believe the joke is that the OP fucked her, since the vagina is very slightly acidic and semen is more alkaline. The others are just nonsense to me.

Mind you, all of that’s a giant shot in the dark. I work in electronics, not chemistry.

I wasn’t aware we were allowing shitposts here.