Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Pole dancing?
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Swords would be a great addition too!
Knights usually.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Ski jump, obv.
Polo is Croquet on Horseback
Um… 🤯
Water polo seems cruel to the horses.
Then we should hippos instead
So water polo with murder cows?
Sure I’d watch that.
Hey there Georgie.
I love me some George Carlin.
Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
So what we’re saying is: chess jousting
hobby horsing
Archery
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
Not quite a horse
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
