Listen to the monkey.

It can grow well in hardiness zones 2-11. There’s only 13 of those. Odds are in my favor. Maybe they just mean it doesn’t keep well in the fridge or something. Or they’ve got a black thumb.

I couldn’t get rid of huge bushes of it last time it got into the garden. It survived drought, insects weren’t interested in it, and it grew back after being cut down. How much more stable could it be?

The people over at feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism might like this, too.

Yes. And they get sharpened until they die. They go in the dishwasher because my tools serve me, not the other way around, and they are adequate for what I do.