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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.
The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.
The bison are more American than him and his family. Of course he’d try to evict them.
Bye son.
Stop
Eating
Beef!As much as I loved me some burgers, sirloin tips and churrasco, the cost just isn’t worth it.
Then the charity should arm themselves and threaten anyone who tries to remove them. Worked for the Bundy clan, and they weren’t even legally contracted to graze.
Because they need the lands for fracking, or more cows.
Cow fracking
You get more milk out of the cow if you force 78 thousand cubic metres of chemical mud under 400 atmospheres of pressure up it’s arse.
That poor spherical cow doesn’t stand a chance
The bisons. will be killed
Going straight back to the 1890s

That’s what MAGAts wanted, right?
Naw 1890s was after the civil war, they want to go back further.
This image always makes me so sad.
Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn’t they be better as jerkies?
Edit: Oof… offended vegans detected! I’m only joking, folks!
You’re a pretty shit comedian if you think that’s a joke
Boo hoo… I’m sorry you got offended. Apparently I am now responsible for your weak sad heart.
I’m not offended, your joke just sucked.
Pemmican
Pemmican is heavily slept on. But in reality, it’s healthy and delicious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican
Ooo, that sounds tasty. Surprised I haven’t seen a Tasting History episode on it yet.
Townsends did a video on it
The other human beat me to the punch, but I would strongly suggest you check out the Townsends video series on it. Dude made 4 entire videos about the stuff. It’s a very deep dive. Like, so deep you get the bends if you come to the surface too quickly. I love Tasting History, but when it comes to pemmican specifically, the Townsends did it better.






