The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.
The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.
Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn’t they be better as jerkies?
Edit: Oof… offended vegans detected! I’m only joking, folks!
You’re a pretty shit comedian if you think that’s a joke
Boo hoo… I’m sorry you got offended. Apparently I am now responsible for your weak sad heart.
I’m not offended, your joke just sucked.
Pemmican
Pemmican is heavily slept on. But in reality, it’s healthy and delicious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican
Ooo, that sounds tasty. Surprised I haven’t seen a Tasting History episode on it yet.
Townsends did a video on it
The other human beat me to the punch, but I would strongly suggest you check out the Townsends video series on it. Dude made 4 entire videos about the stuff. It’s a very deep dive. Like, so deep you get the bends if you come to the surface too quickly. I love Tasting History, but when it comes to pemmican specifically, the Townsends did it better.