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Yes
You do know you can wash both sides, right?
Showoff
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
Yes.
Yes
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Facing away is my default position when not actively rinsing anything. Either half these comments are trying to be funny with their quips about washing their whole body or they take the faster showers in the world with no soak/relax time
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
Yes.
I have a rain shower
It’s quite wonderful
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
