Probably romantical love (from someone you would hold dear)
Influence. I want to be able to convince everybody with power around the world to actively support a transition away from a system that’s based on hierarchy and coercion to a decentralized and cooperative one.
time
Peace…
Living space. Imagine being able to instantiate unlimited pocket dimension instances and invite people to live there for free, would be really cool.
“What do you mean the party can’t use a bag of holding as shelter? It’s got infinite space don’t it?”
Gold so I can completely devalue it.
V E N G E N C E
Time, to do nothing productive.
The best kind of time
Carbon-free energy.
Health, I would like health until I die (I suppose that’s a limit in a way but I wouldn’t want it to keep me alive forever. Just unlimited health for a lifetime)
Money would be the most useful I think. It would be so nice to never worry about it.
Time, assuming I could choose when to stop.
food. I’d give it out for free in an effort to destroy the corporate slime that is currently infecting this planet
Literally Jesus
Monkey paw: you are granted unlimited food but the corporations recieve full compensation, so while world hunger drops, so does the quality of food, and new companies cannot break into the market because they are immediately bought by the conglomerates and quality drops, so nobody wants to eat
That’s actually not too bad… I’d imagine at some point the currency would crash, no?
I will give you 8 hours of my labor for 3 McDollars.
Some exclusions apply, not valid in all locations, visit mcdollar.gov for full terms and conditions.
Ooh, that’s a really good monkey’s paw answer.
stop it, you’re ruining it
Potable water
Power, I got fuck tons of servers that are unplugged because they are so expensive to run
Nuclear weapons. I’m in charge now and I’m here to right the ship.
Does that mean no one else would have nukes because if they had even one that would mean you were limited to all but that one you didn’t have?









