In his house at R’lyeh, wide awake Cthulhu waits doomscrolling.
gigastasio
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Cake day: October 13th, 2025
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Fucking with my ex, example #47:
We’d start a road trip, get about a mile or so down the road, and I’d say, “Did I leave the oven on?”
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5·25 days agoJust the tip, West Virginia…
I don’t even need one!
I’m sitting here reading your comment, thinking about how I’m 55 and listening to Lorna Shore and Whitechapel while my 4 year old son listens to Maroon 5 and Bruno Mars.
“At my old school, we never sodomized nazis with our bayonets!”
That 58 is a veteran. It’s been sprayed, beatboxed, licked, dropped, farted on, licked again, inserted into various orifices, used as a guitar pick, a drum stick, a strapon, a fork, a syringe, a blackjack. It’s seen death. It’s seen down the bassist’s pants. It’s been a medium for sounds that weren’t meant for this universe. One or two people probably even sang into it.
You will respect the 58. It’s survived more than you ever could.
Works out to about .56 Taylor Swifts.