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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Double roasted chicken.

    The word they’re probably going for is pullet, a hen that hasn’t yet started laying eggs.

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      it’s called a poussin over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poussin_(chicken)

      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Hey we called it that first !

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      Ah neat, my guess was going to be “virgin roasted chicken” which could possibly refer to the oil or herbs used to baste or braise the chicken.

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      Personally I think they’re referring to a Capon. A rooster who had its testicles removed before “puberty”. This is done to make dual purpose birds (egg and meat) more palatable for meat purposes.

      • nialv7@lemmy.world
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        not really. the Chinese literally means spring chicken, so

  • Doug@piefed.social
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    I am what I eat 🥲

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Boogers and lead-based paint chips?

      • Doug@piefed.social
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        More like ass and pussy 😎😎😎

        …that is to say I am half cat, half donkey. I ate what came naturally in the forests outside town.

        Now I am cursed to what I am; a cat-donkey centaur.

        My life is pain. Kill me. Kill me now.

        • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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          Do you also come naturally in the forest?

          • Doug@piefed.social
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            I mean how can I not with all that wood?

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          Me-haw!

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Using olive oil that Extra never had sexual life.

    • ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org
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      You should try the lightly fucked variety next.

  • dellish@lemmy.world
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    So definitely not spit roasted then.

  • LordMayor@piefed.social
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    According to Apple translate: “Italian Grilled Spring Chicken”

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Huh, my guess was capon

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    No thanks. I’ll have the twice fucked pork

  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    I get it. No need to roast me anymore.

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    Capon, if anyone is wondering what the translation is trying to say.

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      That means nothing to me. Still had to look it up.

      A capon is a male chicken that has been castrated or neutered, either physically or chemically, to improve the quality of its flesh for food

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capon

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        Glad I could give you another thing in the list of stupid things we do to harm creatures that gives middling returns on quality that we otherwise wouldn’t miss.

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    Chicken M’lady, my favorite

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    I think of it like this

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    NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      Smoky gouda FTW

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Can I get that with cream of sumyunguy to dip?

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      We’re out of sumyunguy are you okay with sumolgai?

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    Virgin chicken

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Are you a virgin because you’re chicken? It’s okay - most everybody’s nervous their first time…

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        That chicken just never had a cock

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    how do they grill an entire nation?

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@piefed.world
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    Meanwhile in France: https://whysofrance.com/news/redefining-the-menu-sandrine-rousseaus-animal-carcass-proposal-sparks-outrage-in-lyon/

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      The Summarize via AI buttons are the dumbest thing i’ve seen in a while. At least do it server-side, only one time per article? That is, if you rather pay the subscription than the author a bit extra for the summary.

      • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@piefed.world
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        No idea, but good point. That’s the first website with english version of this news

        I shall replace it with something better.

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          Sorry, was OT, and not against you.

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      Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮‍💨

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