Doug

I mean the sterility of his appearance could’ve fooled me.

etsy would be a 3D printed mug these days

guess i’ll die 🤷

That fucking face. Somebody shit this taco out of their butthole already.

Hoarding + fear of death + erroneously thinking wealth will increase likelihood of immortality or leaving behind a legacy someone may reincarnate them + thinking everyone is out to get them (which— sure, we are, but only because they’re hoarding wealth) + dehumanizing everyone else = billionaires

I would like to think if the future is ever capable of bringing someone back from the dead, they’ll know not to resurrect a cancer of a person.

Hey so y’all gonna let me into your commune when this all blows up, right? I can uh, do something useful I’m sure. I’ll keep watch! I’m farsighted.