This has been my go-to answer for years now. Eggs existed before chickens did. You could say they Eggsisted first.

I feel more oppressed already.

Don’t worry so so Americans.

If it’s winter I’d stick it on with chewed bubblegum.

Okay now THAT makes sense. Not that it’s reasonable to keep it around, but since when are sports people reasonable.

I mean they make way too much money so you could argue yes I suppose. But curling is just… Weird… Like that thing where they chase wheels of cheese down a hill makes more sense than curling.

This is one of those sports that I don’t really understand the purpose of.

I’m trying, I just need to finish inventorying them.

We’ve got sheep people at home.

Pineapple on pizza hate is pretty overblown. It’s not great, it’s not bad, and it’s better than you expect it should be. It’s not something I’d ever get on purpose, but I’ll eat it if it’s freely available somewhere, or there’s no other alternative.

Because they can charge more for the bigger toy, obviously.

The snow is making that hand look like a pigeon roost.

Have they studied the drinking water? Lead has fucked up a lot of brains over the years.

That’s not how you do cheese fries.

Of all the great reasons to never have kids, this is the one that speaks to you, huh?

3am.