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[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.
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<to the tune of the thong song>
Body like a truck…truck…truck!
Face like what…what…what…
That cybertruck torso tho
My son’s high school has been without air conditioning for 2 years. I asked around the cost of repair is near 150k
Of course this means our government is garbage, but at the same time there are 20 billionaires living in my city. You’d think one of these fucks would be like “fuck dude, no ac in the school?? I’ll pay that bill right away” but no, Thats not how they think
I hear something similar in small organizations. One guy can set up a mutual aid effort and someone else can do start a mildly controversial thing and you can see the attention get split.
Something something billionaires are mentally ill
Fantastic. This is a more accurate picture of musk than any photo I’ve seen.
The piss stain in his pants from the Ket bladder.
Farmers keep people from starving. Governments subsidize farmers to keep prices low. Subsidies come from taxes collected from regular people. So people keep themselves from starving by helping farmers.
Body is a Cyber truck but the face is anemic
Lazy kid needs to hit the streets for the a job instead of trying to mooch off of the job creators. /s
He certainly yearns for the mines, he just needs to look deep inside himself
<diggy diggy hole starts playing softly in the background>
Billionaire “charities”: The billionaires own your workplace. They underpay you but it would be even worse if you didn’t have any job, isn’t it? They sell you garbage products, but haven’t you thought that the fact everyone else also use them might be a sign that it’s actually good, you’re just too needy? They help fascists into power, but did you know that communism killed more by numbers? And no more vaccines for Africa, because they now want disease-driven eugenics.
Let me ask you a very simple question:
How do billionaires keep people from starving?
QUICKLY.
By not paying enough tax so that all schools can offer free meals.
Do all schools have enough funds to offer free school meals? No? Tax wealth above 1bn until they do.
“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”
I always wondered when capitalism deems everything is good enough. Like does it have a goal state? Because I’ve played games that don’t have one and those always end with having to put more coins in the machine.
The goal state is the same state of mind as that of the deranged cat lady who needlessly wants to own as many cats as possible and keep them all in her house.
It’s a mental illness where the person collecting money and wealth only understands collecting more and more endless amounts of wealth and power … more than they can ever realistically ever enjoy in one lifetime.
Think about it … it’s like wanting to horde bananas … the person keeps hording endless amounts of bananas until their banana pile is the size of Mount Everest and reaches into the clouds … but the person keeps wanting to add to the pile and not allow any else to touch their pile or take anything from it.
This should be repeated as often as possible.
the tesla cybertruck chest
Cybertitties
That was going to be my first comment too!
hahahahaha
Friendly reminder that over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
You have to be truly mentally ill, or something less than human, to be this kind of evil.
You could be both indifferent and ignorant at the same time. No inherent danger in that unless you’re super rich and powerful and everything you do has global consequences.
Both. They’re definitely both.
over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
They’re dying because we’ve ramped up arms exports to surrounding territories in the midst of a climate crisis.
The idea that countries like Sudan and Libya and Haiti need USAID is predicated on us ignoring why they’re impoverished and war torn to begin with
I remember a bunch of movies where torches and pitchforks helped.
I’m always game for a good old fashioned peasant uprising.
That wasn’t aimed at the billionaire. It was aimed at the billionaire’s monster, a misunderstood child-like creature abused into madness.
I like how he’s shaped like a CyberTruck 🤣
It’s an Edgar suit
He’s so weeeeeeeeeeeeirddddddddd
I can’t decide if the other kids in school beat him up too much or not enough.
Not enough.
Big Attack on Titan energy. Just add the crazy eyes and smile and you’ve got a titan alright.
body by Rob Liefeld
Not enough pouches.
But no feet
Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that…? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped…
Dunno, but hopefully it’s painful and fatal
It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.
Steroids don’t cause that. But growth hormone, which is often taken alongside steroids, can.
Rumours? What rumours. Let’s spread them.
Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.
I don’t think those two conclusions track with each other
Curious to see if Elon makes it to a normal human life expectancy or goes out Steve Jobs style
Ketamine
Human growth hormone
I think it’s like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.
See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc
Probably just sucking in his gut cause he thinks it makes him look less fat.
Nah that is structural
He’s doing his best to hold in his giant belly, like an olde timey body builder. My fat brother does the same thing.
I hear Ozempic backfired on him. He might have a vest under maybe.
- This was before Ozempic.
- Ozempic doesn’t ‘backfire’ simply by making you fat again. It ‘backfires’ by doing what it does too much and makes your guts move too slowly to be healthy, or other similar side-effects.
Oh god my retinas! Quick hand me some bleach!
hope this lil guy will do
It really did.
Throw a NSFW tag on that bad boy!
“Not safe for woman”
*cybercuck lol
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