But that’s the joke.

Can’t we get a single article without mentioning how shitty the U.S is right now? Half of the comments here aren’t even on topic.

My friend, the toilet was clogged on the rocket.

Toilet= shitty

Seems on topic to me

So, in USA at least, all of the taxpayers are financing one of the world’s richest organizations (tax free, no property taxes and many more benefits that no “non-profit” shares).

Yet, they still must pass that collection plate with every service to fleece their sheep just a tiny bit more. Their treasure horde is never enough.

New Testament Jesus comes back from the dead and murders everybody on earth who won’t bow to Him.

Was he sitting on his solid gold jewel-encrusted throne when he said this? Just wondering.

Fun factoid: Catholic church owns more land than any other organization on Earth, almost 180 million acres. They acquired unknown thousands of acres through bloody warfare

This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, ​whom no one can use to justify war"

I don’t get it

Shouldn’t the pope read the Bible? In Revelation, Jesus comes back and murders everybody

The war was fought over slavery according to the South’s constitution.

You quoted the wrong side, I suggest that you correct this mistake in the future.

The statement that “the war was not fought over slavery” is a falsehood according to history. It’s not an obscure fact, you can read their constitution at any time. Educate yourself, please, you make me wince in embarrassment

Institutionalized slavery was an exclusively European invention.

Whoever told you this, stop listening to them. They are not to be trusted

the states would be paying those reparations, not the people individually

Where does the state get that money? An eternal mystery

“educated guess” does not mean what you think it means

The only reason they didn’t have an Atlantic slave trade earlier was that they didn’t have the technology to do so earlier, there was virtually no transatlantic trade beforehand.

I don’t think it was a particularly cruel time. My ancestors didn’t have transatlantic trade, but they were among the cruelest people on Earth of any time. They certainly would have been Atlantic slave traders if they were able to, no doubt.

Your claim is incorrect!

God doesn’t fill any “role”, friend. Thousands of years of history around the globe prove that you are fundamentally wrong.

How would you ever know?

All of the religions involved are totally fine with this, they’ve been doing this and much worse for many centuries.

The God of the Bible/Tanakh would be totally fine with this. Hell, for fifty bucks He will let you do all of this AND then marry the kid. Or kill it, whatever really.

“They” is a pronoun, pronouns always refer to the last subject.

In this case, “they” would refer to whomever wrote the article and provided the images

Now you know! …and knowing is half the battle

This is what we deserve for decades of celebrity worship, it is strangely appropriate that he is our President

yeah that was super hilarious never has a double lol been more appropriate you should be a comedian

How would you know what FDRs motivation was?

“This is for Pearl Harbor, I’ve been waiting a long time for this”.

It could have been his response to Pearl Harbor, so your correction is REJECTED

Nerd.

I don’t know about all herbivores, but a deer will eat every little baby it finds if it discovers a nest.

I don’t think it matters what kind of baby, they are all delicious

Do you pay taxes?

If so, good job funding genocide plonk.

…if not, carry on

Even they admit they are terrorists. Constantly