All of it. I’m guessing the joke is that this alien is sheep based and all the signs you described would put us humans in the “scary predator aliens” category.

Final training session for high g maneuvers. She’s ready to be a pilot now!

Sure is lil buddy 👍

No more snow reliably, where I leave in France. Breaks my fucking heart.
I’m more of an alpine skier (whatever it’s called in English, sorry), but I’d love to give biathlon a try cause it sure adds a bit of fun to the whole running around on skis :)

There is a Venn diagram of fat fucks, gun owners and skiing athletes and I reckon the US isn’t in the part of it that generates biathlon champions.

Man, that joke works for so many countries!

Y’all need more glutinous rice based cakes in your life!

Tteobokki is easily accessible as it’s Korean and trendy. But it’s just the beginning of that delicious side of rice!

In China they had delicious variations. Salty and sweet alike. 粢饭糕 (zifangao) were a bit big. Fishstick sized. Deep fried. I usually had them as a dessert but the rice itself is neutral so it would work salty as well no doubt. Main thing is to eat it while it’s hot, with a crunchy outside and the inside almost creamy.

But my favourite were the sliced nian gao. Imagine a roll of soft rice dough, ovalish in shape section. Cut in slices and those you can either fry or eat En sauce, like gnocchi really. Fantastic stuff!

Dammit I wish those were more accessible in Europe T_T

Tteobokki will have to do I guess.

Illegal in the UK!

Caulk is the new deck. Noted.

I guess you’ve never heard the aussie/kiwi deck polishing jokes? Accents are a thing.

Who can’t drive on snow. Happens less in some places with actual locals who learnt growing up.

If you tested whether those files had healthy seeds on the Net, that would actually be a pretty cool idea. But I have some rather rare Linux ISOs that definitely don’t get seeded anymore so those I would want to not lose and actually backup.