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[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.
[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.
Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that…? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped…
It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.
Steroids don’t cause that. But growth hormone, which is often taken alongside steroids, can.
Rumours? What rumours. Let’s spread them.
Dunno, but hopefully it’s painful and fatal
Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.
I don’t think those two conclusions track with each other
Curious to see if Elon makes it to a normal human life expectancy or goes out Steve Jobs style
Ketamine
I think it’s like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.
See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc
I thought McConnel was just surviving on unicorn blood thou
Human growth hormone
Probably just sucking in his gut cause he thinks it makes him look less fat.
Nah that is structural
He’s doing his best to hold in his giant belly, like an olde timey body builder. My fat brother does the same thing.
I hear Ozempic backfired on him. He might have a vest under maybe.