It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen
If I’m ever in swinging distance of Altman, I’m gonna do it.
How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn’t possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.
Not all heroes wear capes 💪🏾😎
Drunk fishing in a cape sounds pretty lit tbh
🤔 know what? I think you might be on to something…
And I’ll aplaud you for it as you are getting body slammed to the ground by his goons.
Worth it
Make sure you spit on him too. Nothing more revolting than spitting on people.
I don’t know, billionaires are pretty revolting, and the ones on the Epstein files doubly so.
Please lord, I know I’ve never prayed before, but I need just one small asteroid…
lord
would you look at that. now you need two tyrants.🤣
It’s terrible there’s so many cacti in the world that aren’t currently in Sam Altman’s colon.
This disgusting waste of oxygen would probably like that…
If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT
Fuck you, Sam.
The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.
“You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”
This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.
Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, … looking at notes … less than 5%.
Oh, so RAM should be distributed evenly among all the people instead of few people hoarding it? I wonder what else we could distribute evenly.
Fucking hippocrit
It’s ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.
I dunno, Peter Thiel is currently fucking all of us, and I’m not feeling particularly powerful
Are you a blue eyed twink with fake vocal fry?
I’ve got the blue eyes, but that’s about it.
It’s terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.
It’s terrible to have someone like Sam Altman alive.
May Altman’s fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
Wow. Creative. Stealing that
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
…Nice!
With plenty of rem sleep!
Ram?
Technically “REM” in all capitals, since it’s an acronym.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
You’re a veritable virtuoso of viciousness, and I applaud you for it.
I’d buy a mad libs style book of these
I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.
Oh my God fuck this guy so much
I don’t think a condom will properly protect you, I would definitely advise against
Good point, would hate for my rusty chainsaw to catch something
There really needs to be a “chefs kiss“ emoji
Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.
I can’t wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison
I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)
