I will never not find hamster cheeks hilarious.

Nature really said “hey what if we gave this cute tailless rat the ability to expand its face threefold for extra storage” and made these lil dudes.

Great news! Before the age of 18, they’re not women.

This joke is a fighter jet; it went over my head at breakneck speed.

Is this a pop culture reference?

Please watch How to Train Your Dragon (2010) if you haven’t already.

It looks good!

My family regularly ordered Hawaiian pizzas at parties growing up before I ever heard of it being some sort of food controversy.

Haven’t seen sausage as part of that combo before but it seems like a nice, filling choice to balance out the rest 😄

Married gay men barred from painting their homes 😭

Baby No Money makes clubby meme music, more prominent in the last 4 years or so. If you’re not on that side of the music scene that’s understandable.

Unbridled chaos and joy, 24/7

Cringe and camp can be two sides of the same coin ¯_(ツ)_/¯

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄