I read all the way to “is beginning to annoy him.” and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

Code Vomit.

Clanker code.

SLOP++

Lobotomy as a Service.

Spanking the code monkey.

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

Ass-coding

Nothing wrong with “vibe coding”, “prompting”, “generating” or the other terms associated with using AI to generate something.

If you do proper quality assurance, and assume ownership and accountability it is your piece of work. If not, it’s AI slop.

Slopware Engineering

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

Jerking off.

NOT - coding.

Subscription bugging.

My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!

Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can’t afford more RAM.