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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 26 days ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 26 days ago
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https://shitposter.world/objects/08f75a49-6f20-4806-84e0-7608e9936410

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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Master/slave

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Finger/poke

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        Fsck fsck

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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    25 days ago

    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    24 days ago

    That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    No touch?

    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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      No touch only cat

      • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

    • Denvil@piefed.world
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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

          • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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    26 days ago

    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    We’re good with technology, so we’re VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

    Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops… for reasons.

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    We used to finger our users too.

  • joe@lemmy.today
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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

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    deleted by creator

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    It goes WAY back.

    The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.

    You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

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        unzip

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

    • tauonite@lemmy.world
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      Vibe coding before it was cool

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        The only good kind of vibe coding*

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