OK, to save you all a click: he’s saying that he’s using AI to triage tips, so that they can process all the tips that come in, and that way they’ve been able to stop two school shootings.
What dogshit journalism. “They claim they’ve stopped (a few) school shootings” gets shortened to “They’ve stopped school shootings”, so that you’ll think J Edgar Boozer is claiming to have stopped all school shootings, and click the article so that they get those sweet ad dollars.
Maybe someone can confirm how they know that those kids were definitely going to shoot up their schools and aren’t just suspected of having wanted to do it.
Can’t prove a negative.
They think they stopped school shootings based on criteria they made up. Unless someone was physically on the way to a school, armed, they didn’t stop anything.
Wannabe Minority Report.
email: If you don’t forward this message to 4 friends, there will be a school shooting!
ChatGPT: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on 3 of the 4 friend accounts: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on other friend account: If you want to pull off a successful school shooting, you need to <6 points of advice: 3 eerily on point, 2 irrelevant or obvious, 1 likely to blow up in face>
KP: We have successfully averted 4.166666 school shootings, but might have caused 0.844444 school shootings, for a net of 3.322222 school shootings prevented!
Click avoided. Your work is appreciated.
Some memorable quotes:
Speaking to Sean Hannity, Patel claimed that artificial intelligence was never used at the FBI until the second Trump administration.
Patel added: “What’s the point of collecting terabytes of data if you can’t sift through it?”
“I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI, rebuilding our internet capabilities, our classified systems, and the ability for artificial intelligence to be in our counterterrorism program so we can get instantaneous results,” he said.
“The former FBI rejected that notion because they knew…that wasn’t their focus,” he said, referring to the implementation of A.I.
This guy must be half-blind from slapping back his entire supply of cheap bourbon because he can’t see a single red flag in any of these statements. I realize a fascist techno-dystopia has been the plan all along, but even after the last 10 years the hubris still astonishes me.
collecting terabytes of data
Also, fwiw, this is probably off by about 7 or 8 orders of magnitude.
I think i have a TB of data just storing the TV show The Expanse in 4K.
Terabytes is a subset of Petabytes, so it’s not a complete lie.
If they are short of an exabyte, I would be astonished.
I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI,
The fuck, man? How are they allowed to just do shit like this??
When I watched Brasil way back when, I wondered how society could slip into such a nonsensical distopia .
I’m guessing this is a pretty good step in that direction.
This is such a security nightmare I can’t even begin to comprehend it, bad ideas on so many levels that he’s hit a glitch screen.
Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”
Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?
He really can’t be that stupid… can he?
Oh wait nevermind, don’t answer that.
It’s not the case that everybody who loves AI is stupid and lazy.
But boy stupid lazy people all seem to love it…
It’s like how not all republicans are racist, but all racists are republican
Maybe in the past but at this point all Republicans are racist.
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the ones that arnt voting republicans but are racists, are basically republicans that arnt out loud about it. you can see many come out of the woodworks as a “republican” when they knew it was safe financially/ PR wise because of trump. especially with so many actors/celebs you thought were somewhat progressive , turns out to be pos. Sinese wasnt by accident coming out of the woodworks, eventhough he supports vets he was rather more than a coincidence right at the time of the eleciton, and him “leaving hollywood” which cause suspicion too. frankie muniz was actually surprising, he idolizes JOE ARPiao and he claimed in an interview saying he did not like his co-stars" political opinions", aka progessive/leftists opinions., yikes but it all make sense since he does “nascar”
No, he actual is that stupid. He’s an extremely, shockingly stupid person. Also, absolutely no ethics or morals whatsoever.
The idiot doesn’t fall far from the president.
he idolizes trump, and even wrote a book about him, and wokeness.
Fat, drunk, and stupid used to be no way to go through life. Now it’s the bare minimum for government employment.
Nah I’m fatter than him and hegseth.
High and stupid will do it.
The Nihilistic worldview is the deciding factor. They believe in nothing, other than their own self advancement.
That said, there is a seeming correlation between overweight people in the US being Nihlistic as such. But hardly all, seeing as over half of the population is overweight now. Half of white people, equal for men and woman, higher for all minorities, but especially for their woman, with the exception of east asians, which are generally fit.
It takes an immigrant 7 years on average to become as overweight as the average American.
Information on weight demographics from the NHIS, the last paragraph from Harper’s Magazine.
Middle aged East Asian people are not physically fit lol. This is racialized faux intellectualism. Lemmy should have higher standards.
‘Nihilism and body weight are linked’… Source? ‘Trust me bro’
The Gulf States are some of the only societies with more overweight people than the US.
Turns out, living in a place that’s just not walkable most of the time will do that to you
i doubt they can walk far, if they are fat already. like significantly overweight people waddles around like penguin instead of an actually walking.
It’s not as comfortable, certainly, but there are very overweight people with active jobs (my husband’s a butcher, and this describes about a third of the people working in his shop- they’re on their feet and walking around, lifting half hogs and doing really physical work).
For most people, as long as you stay active, you can continue to be active. If you’re completely or mostly inactive, it will take some time to gradually build up your endurance, and that’s certainly more difficult, the more weight you have to move, but walking is very low impact. I’m not suggesting that two people with BMIs of 22 and 42, respectively, would have identical walking endurance, but it’s not uncommon in my very walkable German town to encounter very overweight people who walk a ton.
Walking is obviously better at burning calories than driving, but we’re really efficient walkers and it’s not very difficult to eat enough to be obese while using walking as your primary mode of travel. If you walk at a moderate pace with little incline for 2 hours a day at 150kg, you’ll likely burn between 700-1000 calories (way more information is needed to get an exact number), and you can completely neutralize that by eating an order of fries with mayo, or a container of Ben and Jerry’s.
📣 Yes he can 📣
Ladies and gentlemen, Director of the FBI. No amount of Hollywood films is gonna restore their reputation after this.
Wait, didn’t one of the main AI chatbots recently convince a white kid to murder a bunch of people?
Not just one shooting. It inspired many murders, suicides and murder suicides.
The recent tumbler ridge shooting in Canada was made possible by chatgpt, as was another one in Florida last year.
It’s hard to keep up with all of these shootings.
I can’t look at this guy and not think about Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec, particularly in his imperative behaviour to impress and talk himself up rather than be competent at his job.
Idk if you watch SNL but this past Saturday they had that actor come on and play Kash in the opening skit.
If sanity ever prevails again, we need to criminalize lying by politicians. Minimum 5 year sentence.
Per lie.
The director of the FBI just admitted they sold all our the countries classified information to evil tech billionaires across the globe to spy on americans…
This will backfire soon, if not already backfiring on the american people.
How long will it take until they turn Minority Report into reality? “The AI said you were going to commit an act of terrorism/murder/robbery, so we’ll jail you before you cause any harm”
But it’s going to be Temu Minority Report where none of the predictions are true but they make the precrime cops feel really good and validated.
I expect nothing more from them. Although, calling it “Temu something something” is an insult to Chinese goods.
it’s hard to insult the quality of the goods from Temu I’ve seen.
It’s even harder to praise the actions of USA’s government.
Sure thing Kash. How about using AI against the neo-Nazi militia compounds and pedo rings?
I have a lion in the house and it has never been hit by a meteor therefore lions prevent meteor impacts.
Is it a Thyroid issue with his eyes?
I assumed it was all the meth.
I pretty much assumed it’s because he’s in a constant state panic due to drowning in the job way the fuck over his head. Probably because of all the meth.
I’ve never been that drunk myself.
I like AI, and encourage its adoption by people. However, I am 100% certain that AI hasn’t prevented school shootings. In fact, I will go as far to say that the Trump administration has solely used it to harm people, schoolchildren included. We got bloodied backpacks proving that.
Kash stinks.

The 257 spike is 2021
Such a shame they didnt have enough room to print the full year along the X axis.
This one is even better

Very informative. It seems it’s twice as likely to happen after.
properly enshittified for public consumption
350 school shootings in one year??!
Bloody hell that’s nearly one shooting every dayCounting holiday it is more.
Thr USA has a huge problem with mass shootings
And every time you point it out there will always be Americans comment that it’s not that bad.
Even though the USA far exceeds every other country that isn’t currently an active war zone.
And a baseline of two a month for nearly half a century
The scary part here is, there isn’t any year with 0












