I’m holding out for an Airedale sized earwig, chittering in my lap as I skritch it’s carapace.
I pet bees and bumblebees sometimes, pretty sure they enjoy it.
I used to pet the really fat dopey round ones.
Years ago, we had a big garden with snapdragons, and those big fat bumble bees would root deep inside the blossoms, with their big butts hanging out. My cat would go up and put her nose right on their butts to get a good whiff! Never got stung. The bees didn’t even really mind, it seemed.
Wow, so you could also groom a kitten size termite? How amazing would that be?
Bumble bees also eat small animals such as spiders, aphids and wasps not strictly nectar and pollen. I would be concerned having other small pets around these “kitten bees”.
So literally just like cats
Yes, except for the exposed mandibles. Cats would be terrifying if they didn’t had lips.
I’ve never wanted to brush a bee before but boy do I now.
You want a cat sized version of this?
Nightmare fuel.I imagine its face would get cuter. Kind of like how lions will eat you if you don’t agree with me
That’s also not a bee, bees don’t have jaws
My bad
I’ve bonded with a rock before, I’m sure I would give this little guy a big ol hug
Much cuter from just a few inches away.
Yeah, I’d give those antennae ridges a good scritch.
I was thinking it would be terrifying. Also think about how bad bee stings hurt when they’re small. I imagine a bee. The size of a cat would give you something similar to a bullet wound.
Bumblebees dont have stingers though, right ? Big puppies
It’d be like that Futurama episode when Fry is stung by the space bee, and the singer just kinda goes through without poisoning him.
Make it happen science
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And then they’d sting you in the balls if you get up too fast
okay but that’s also cats with claws
Okay but assuming all body parts would scale up the same.
The stinger would be incredibly blunt.Like getting punched in the balls i suppose
My balls or just any balls
Your balls
If there was a pet bumblebee industry there would also likely be a bumblebee cosmetic surgery industry like we see with other popular pets. I’m sure stinger removal would be a standard procedure for an indoor bee. Or they’d be bred out after so many years. Probably designer bee coats as well. I bet they’d bee pretty cute and cuddly.
Bumblebees are not aggressive, and even though they can sting without dying (unlike honeybees), they generally don’t. It would be like getting bitten by a Labrador. It’s possible, but something went wrong somewhere for things to end that way…
I’m by no means accusing any bees of violence beyond what is warranted, or any hypothetical pet bees of aggression, but as it is humanity clips dogs’ tails and ears and breeds them into monstrosities for no reason other than aesthetics, so why wouldn’t we do the same to any other hypothetical pet?
There are actually legitimate reasons to crop tails and ears in certain breeds. For instance, a lot of dogs with very floppy ears get ear infections so frequently and severely that they end up going deaf, and cropping them is a last-ditch effort to prevent that from continuing. I’ve also heard of at least one dog that broke his very skinny tail so many times from wagging it against furniture in happiness that he had to have it cropped.
Just put a cork over the stinger
Clown nose.
