Fists people. But in all seriousness, it looks like their favorite thing to do is be a dick to people on Lemmy.

Probably best they stay away from children.

I’m sorry, but every human being from every generation has suffered from fear for their children. The future is always unknown. There’s always been a looming future doom. The future of the climate is unprecedented, but so was the advent of the nuclear bomb. So was the advent of the trebuchet. So was the advent of steel.

The only certainty about the future is uncertainty. While absolutely terrifying, my view on it was even though it’s scary, I’ll give it a shot.

I do fear for my children’s future, but so has every human who ever had children. I enjoy the here and now and carry the hope that masses truly care for each other and always will.

I may take long breaks, but I’ve never fully given up on a hobby.

One time when I was like 19 I dipped bread in whiskey and fed it to a seagull. It couldn’t walk straight and had a hard time flying.

Hindsight being 20/20 that was a rotten thing to do, yes. But that seagull had a rad fuckin day, boy.

I’m a Michigander. These bad boys are everywhere. I’ve literally caught hundreds of these. Toss them to the gulls.

As an atheist, I’ll never have problems killing babies.

My parents were shitty gift people. Always things like clothes I don’t want or gift certificates. Then I met my wife. She sucks at it too. She takes a trip to Target the day before and just buys junk that she thinks I would like.

I play Tears of the Kingdom a lot with my 8 year old. She loves it. We don’t allow her on YouTube without us, so she always forces me to watch TOTK funny videos. This year she got me a blanket with Link on it. I teared up a bit.

I get depressed on my birthday every year. Another year older, not much to show for it.My parents even forgot last year. But this little girl thought about something that she did with me and makes her happy and got it for me. I will cherish it forever.

I was thinking it would be terrifying. Also think about how bad bee stings hurt when they’re small. I imagine a bee. The size of a cat would give you something similar to a bullet wound.

SHOTS FIRED

Holy shit, it actually exists. It’s called “Down for Love”.

But you could end up on a Netflix dating show, so that’s cool.

“I thought I was autistic. It turns out I’m retarded.”