that cat looks so similar to my mom’s cat

the future is now old man

I’m with the pink guy, fight me

mogged

I second this

“fuck it, who cares what happens to these animals, there’s more than enough”

this works as a parenting style also, results may vary

uploading images in “.jpg to .png” websites. If you upload ANY image they can keep it downloaded forever. Now imagine the amount of photos of Passports and IDs

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

I got a 360° one to fuck with my cat >:)