A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
Imagining some poor horny astronut with suitcase sprawled out on the bed the night before his big flight. His inner monologue churning out scenarios, crunching probabilities of situations where he’d be caught in an embarrassing situation with his vacusuck 2000 as he repeatedly packs and unpacks it.
Imagining some poor horny astronut with suitcase sprawled out on the bed the night before his big flight. His inner monologue churning out scenarios, crunching probabilities of situations where he’d be caught in an embarrassing situation with his vacusuck 2000 as he repeatedly packs and unpacks it.
Hahahaha
“Well, honey? You bringing your Thirsty Kirsty® or not?”