

January!? That’s so far off, I’ll sign up later. Like in February, knowing me…


January!? That’s so far off, I’ll sign up later. Like in February, knowing me…


Huh, despite eating both extremely rarely, I’d try that! Don’t laugh, but do you have any tips? Just cook Top Ramen and add Flaming Hot Cheetos to it, or are there measurements or techniques I should aim for?


It’s soooo bad.

I’m sorry if a silly, throwaway joke upsets you this much. I really want to squash this conflict…

So does humping a spaghetti squash and we’re not supposed to do that!
EDIT: Sheesh, bunch of prudes… But it does feel good!
It does seem happier this way.


Oof. I’ve had bad jobs, but being told not to do your job so you can instead directly help AI replace you!? I would absolutely not do this, or at least not plan on being there for very long…
Yeah, you thought you did, but it was actually my hand that was there.


Stealing from evil corporations is definitely some people’s religion.
Please take a vacation!
He has a family. 🙏🏽


Aren’t these data centers built on our land, right next to our homes, using our water and electricity, funded by selling our data (that we didn’t consent to), and the profits all go to giant corporations, not us? Fuck 'em. I hope they all get raided and stripped bare…

Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I’m forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn’t eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications…
INTERROBANG
I guess it depends on the definition? If he set out to scam a bunch of money from his supporters, become King Of the Racists, and rape children with Epstein, then yeah; he succeeded.
But he’s nearing the end of his natural life and he clearly failed to find joy. He failed to be loyal to his country. He failed to show empathy, and experience the happiness that goes along with it. He failed to be human and it’s too late now, he’s almost gone…
In poker, you don’t play your hand, you play your opponents.


It’s not nice for Microsoft to call Windows 11 a “bug”. It’s true, but it isn’t nice…


You’re vegan and do CrossFit?
What was bad about it? Regardless, I’ll probably watch the recorded version…