SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much […]
That cheeky guy either secured himself a hung jury or the top of the sentencing guidelines with that snark
It got me until I saw the URL. That would be too good.
Damn, I didn’t even notice or even have a suspension of disbelief. Prosecution has so much stuff, may as well just do whatever lol
Maybe try waiting. The Onion clearly has a time machine.
/c/notnottheonion