So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.”

And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.”

That plus a brain defect that makes them think that ending a life is okay. All the other shuts-ins just play a lot of video games.

What’s the crime?

Misty this morning.

Tub butter > stick butter

If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.

What a sweet-looking horse. Sorry for your loss.

That movie had direction?

They absolutely should make winter versions of summer sports. Like Ice Basketball.

Childish Gambino was pulling his punches.

I miss Shoutcast.

They’re getting drunk and talking about you.

Oh they would absolutely blow up your phone when they get hungry while you’re out.

It’s the inverse:

Moon Moon: “Dammit.”

I hope Kyle swiped his keys.

こんにちは!

I read that like George Costanza.

“CASCADIA NOW!!”