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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Beware of Bruce

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Beware of Bruce

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    That is a very big hole for the amount of splatter that occurs.

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      He’s very careful not to splatter that way.

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    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      I bet there’s a second phase too!

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        Part of me wants to see a bird like souls boss, bit seeing how they made the bird like minor enemies in Elden Ring, I might actually rage quit a full on bird souls like boss xD

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    I imagine he plays Huey Lewis and the News while doing this?

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    Well Clarice. Have the berries stopped screaming yet?

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    Should’ve called him Dexter

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    Seeing this really gives you an idea of why berries evolved to have their seeds spread all around.

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      My favorite berry evolution trick is the mistletoe, where the berries make the poop sticky, so the birds will have to wipe their butts against tree trunks, and that’s where the next one will grow.

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        That’s amazing, thanks for sharing!

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    I like that you outlined the doorway for us.

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      lol I didn’t notice that. Kind of weird.

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    Bruce consumes in the flesh dome

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    Cute dog

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    Dexter kill room.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.

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      Scamming Khorne with berry juice.

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    You need a pulled apart Barbie doll in there.

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    I recently had a fairly invasive surgery - sufficiently so that they made me stay overnight to make sure I could walk afterwards.

    During my recovery I was in a semi private room. The other occupant was named Bruce. I saw him walk to the bathroom once, but didn’t see any more of him than his butt (because of hospital gowns) until we both left.

    We talked a lot, though. He was almost exactly twice my age, so our views didn’t perfectly align, but otherwise he was very nice.

    edit: I couldn’t say for certain what he was doing on the other side of the curtain but I never witnessed him eating berries or occupying a dome.

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      Awww, that is lovely. I hope you and Bruce astound medical history with your recovery speeds. Their medical minds will look like a berry dome.

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    Last name “Banner”, by chance?

    “Puny berry!” [Roaaaars]

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      I would’ve gone with ‘Lee’

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        Ah, of course! Inventor and master of Tweet Kune Do! :D

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    Note like the thunderdome… Good thing some red fruit was left or it would have looked like a dexter scene

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