They look 75.
Buccal fat removal is just awful. It always ages people by making them look more gaunt.
Yeah, they have a very cool vibe.
Why do they make me think of the dark crystal?
I always thought it was weird when certain friends celebrated when they turned 18. These poor girls have been exploited since their birth. IDK it just seemed very weird.
They celebrated when they turned 18…and then never spoke of them again.
I was wondering what happened to the Olsen twins after they turned 18. Apparently, they turned into ringwraiths.
The grosses part of peoppe celebrsting (in general) that some.actress is 18. It feels like they act like its all “free game” for everything previous.
Like, ok, whatever, you find some.actress attractive, thats part of the job, I guess? Pervy, but whatever.
Ok, you are “acting better” by waiting for her to be 18, kimd of really gross, but ok.
But then its like “oh, she is 18, now all these pics when she was 14-17 are fair game!”. Like, dude, no, thats not hownage works at all.
Anyway, examples are more to prove my point than any deep personal opinion on the matter.
I knew people who started a “countdown until we can look at porn of them.” I didn’t understand that at all. I think it’s reasonable to assume that they’re not waiting until 00:01 on their birthday to snap some nudes and then slowly wait for them to load to the Internet. Which means anything you’re looking at is either underaged or fake with underaged faces; both of which do not contain the proper consent to be okay.
But the strangest of all was how many of these people said that the Olsen twins weren’t all that hot. So, I’d ask why this was worth all the effort. They said because they’d get to see Michelle naked. I had some serious unresolved sexual issues at that age, but that answer always irked me. It felt like those dads who get all pervy about their daughters turning “legal”, or brothers about their sisters.
hopefully you know how to pick better friends now
That one Robot Chicken skit:
Onlookers as Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen enter a building
“I’m so excited!”
“Why?”
“Because… they’re ‘legal.’”
“Dude, you’re 35.”
I’m glad they’re living on their terms and decided not to do that cheesy reboot.
They’re worth billions, they get to make their own rules now.
They certainly didn’t have a childhood to speak of, and were likely exploited in a dozen ways, but they and their children and their childrens children will never work or want for anything in their lives.
Now does the same one always look like they just smelt it and the other like they just dealt the fart?
These comments certainly took a turn!
I see what you mean…
“October 27, 2036…stay away from electricity.”
allseen twins
Their blessing is bounded by the curse of not knowing that knowing mine is the cause of their demise.
I shall name the first one Hodos (ὁδός) and the other Ora (ώρα). For the words way and time (as in the time something happens).
What language is that?
Why are we laughing at what are most likely molestation victims from some of Epstein’s Hollywood buddies? Edit to fix a spelling error.
That is shockingly likely to be true
Citation needed.
My statement was speculative in nature, hence the “most likely” aspect of it.
Do you know what the words “most likely” mean?
Of course I do, but you don’t understand what my intent was.
The words have one meaning. It’s also one of the most common phrases in the English language. You essentially said that they were probably molested by some of Epstein’s friends in Hollywood. You made this claim without any evidence. This is an irresponsible and stupid thing to say. That’s why everyone thinks you’re a dumbass.
This guy fucking gets it.
You realize the “most likely” is far, far different from “could possibly have been.” It does not sound at all like you’re just conjecturing with no evidence.
I’m just talking like most people from the US in their polarized delusions.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You don’t even understand anything, typical American.
Please. Please explain it to all of us with our smooth brains and your higher dimensional knowledge. 🙄
They had a few strokes and decided to make it other people’s problem.
That’s a seriously bold claim that you don’t bother to support at all and just take it as common knowledge. After doing a few minutes of searching: what the absolute fuck are you even talking about?
Genuinely the most I can find are a small handful of trashy outlets like The Sun talking about a baseless Twitter allegation against Bob Saget after his death and then – even as trashy as they are – unanimously arriving at the conclusion that Saget unequivocally did nothing to them.
Where did I say anything about Bob Saget?
Then who specifically did you mean, you insufferably stupid fuck? Name names or shut the fuck up. I at least tried to find someone with literally any accusation against them at all, even if it was transparently bullshit, just to humor your claim, and Saget’s was the only name I could find.
Why are you so angry? Did I make you uncomfortable with consuming the lives of the Olsen twins like a cheap and disposable drug? How do you like being consumed and emotionally manipulated like a two dollar hooker? Because that’s precisely what you let yourself become by resorting to such bland attempts at insulting me.
Did I make you uncomfortable with consuming the lives of the Olsen twins like a cheap and disposable drug?
Dude holy shit, seek help. I have never once in my life given an iota of a shit about the Olsen twins or anything they’ve been involved with. I might’ve seen one episode of Full House by coincidence, and I played an nth-hand copy of Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 – Licensed to Drive for the PS2 two decades after its release (when the twins were nearly 40 and the publisher and developer had been defunct for years) for about 30 minutes as a gag. This is the first time I can remember seeing a picture of the Olsen twins in years, and I only responded to your comment because it’s so insane (I genuinely knew so little that I assumed I’d completely missed out on a scandal and tried in good faith to find out what happened).
Your willingness to assume anything without evidence as long as it feels correct to you is staggering.
You’re the one that isn’t doing anything to stop your pedophile leader from ruining the planet.
And you are? Please tell me how you’re protesting, how you’re so much better at fighting corrupt systems. Please. I need a hearty laugh today.
It needn’t be a conspiracy for it to be harmful. I remember a creepy countdown timer for when they (and others) turned 18. The projection of that, and the pressure to retain their childhood traits for profitability, can fuck someone up.
Hence why I said what I said. Hollywood is full of sexually deviant executives, my speculative statement isn’t a stretch.
“There’s more than a 50% chance that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were sexually molested by multiple (you decided to pluralize it; not me) Epstein affiliates in Hollywood” is a massive stretch that you present zero evidence for and confidently assert. It’s becoming increasingly clear with your responses that you genuinely have a problem.
Typical American, completely misunderstanding my intent.
Yep.
Yeah, no, I totally agree that sexualization by the public when they were underage (even as adults) probably took a psychological toll, as it probably does on a lot of teen stars (and IIRC it was quite bad with Mary-Kate & Ashley).
That is a completely different statement from “they were most likely molested by some of Epstein’s Hollywood buddies”.
I don’t think we even need to go that far. They were almost constantly making those direct to VHS movies and such they churned out in huge numbers, and I don’t think it was easy on them. I’m convinced they were overworked as children.
Hollywood is full of deviant executives. It’s not a stretch for my SPECULATIVE STATEMENT.
Stop doubling down on being a harmful idiot.
my SPECULATIVE STATEMENT.
Pfffffffffffffft. What a chode. “I hedged with ‘most likely’ bro so you can’t poke holes in the ridiculous bullshit I’m asserting with zero evidence.” You’d be really good at JAQing off. “Were the Olsen twins sold into sex slavery on Epstein’s Island? We can’t say for sure, but it’s impossible to rule out.”
What are you on about exactly? Do you have nothing better to do than argue mindlessly on the Internet while defending the Hollywood pedophiles in the process?
Nobody is defending pedophiles. They’re defending the necessity of some form of proof of your claim besides, “I feel like…” and otherwise baseless allegations.
Do you have anything better to do than make false claims on the internet that you know nothing about and have no evidence (even circumstantial) besides, “my gut tells me…”
Touch grass and eat ants.
Yep
I didn’t know that… But I find them to be inspiring if anything.
Like they gained the ability to curse their abusers.
