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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • I think I agree with your observation. Simple example:

    I tried reducing hobbies to image printing in alternative photography: CMYK… simple except that no matter what store you visit everyone already bought the M magenta. Specifically M122 quinacridone magenta because it’s transparent and permanent lightfast.

    It doesn’t matter little thing we do, the orange asshole at the wheel is working to fuck it up. Now thanks to inflation I have to think about not retiring and maybe a second job. Just don’t get sick until you bite the dust.

    Anyway, I think maybe you should just be as open-minded as possible to understand each misfortune for what it might be so you can adjust the way you are or expect. Like getting ghosted by a friend… maybe you are way tooo much and they can’t stand it. Maybe they changed something like got a girlfriend or boyfriend that doesn’t really like you. Maybe they got a second job?


  • Agree except for passion fruit. Passion fruit only goes well in POG… Passion Orange Guava. I has all three separately as a kid and never had the audacity to cross the streams. But when I last visited Hawaii, POG was their drink. It’s like salsa in Mexico or Mexico ketchup at McDonalds. POG is Hawaii and passion belongs there. Passion fruit in a deodorant… Hmmm, start with passion fruit as a basic thing that is food. If I was stranded in a small island full of passion fruit vines I would rip up the vines to go fish. I’m vegan, but I cannot be fed passion fruit. I have an extreme disdain for the aftertaste. I think I’m ok with the initial taste. But add orange and guava and things start looking good. But as a deodorant? How about a banana? Peal it and stick it up your armpits? Hmmm… Don’t know man.



  • The external urethral orifice?

    It is usually a vertical slit. As the pee comes out as a vertical oriented stream it fluctuates between vertical and horizontal several times until reaching its target. However as you get older the per-hole shape changes shape and enlarges. Plus if you still have your glans it stretches due to daily use and abuse and such, so it interferes with the outgoing stream unless you pull it out of the way. Everyone learns to pull it out of the way. But if you’re also “soft” pulling it out of the way is much harder than one could imagine. I’m not a doctor, I just got one of these things.



  • If you want to never ever get a hemorrhoid ever again:

    1. 36hr L. Reuteri or pills containing the same strain.
    2. Acid reducer Tomatodone. You better take your probiotic or you’ll get strained.
    3. Loratidine anti-histamine. One side effect is anti inflammation and that’s being investigated for that purpose.

    These are generic off the counter.



  • My kid just ask “when am I going to get a computer password” momma said something about being in second grade so you’ll forget, you’ll get one later when you can remember it because you’re going to keep that cromebook until you’re in highschool.

    To which I say, what the fuck. Schools need to get Linux and stop letting big companies get a foot into the door to our kids’ minds. Leave them alone. Don’t collect data on our kids!