• Janx@piefed.social
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    5 months ago

    Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they’re next to you, and we’re like “I think she’s just being friendly”. Also, I just told on myself that I don’t have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats…

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Do you have cats?

      I have a cat and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them. It’s fucking weird.