• Janx@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they’re next to you, and we’re like “I think she’s just being friendly”. Also, I just told on myself that I don’t have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats…

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      20 hours ago

      because I compared women to cats…

      you should look at better places on fedi for a gf :)

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      1 day ago

      Do you have cats?

      I have a cat and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them. It’s fucking weird.

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        20 hours ago

        Wow, I can’t believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of “what have you been up to”… Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!

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          19 hours ago

          a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

          it’s incredibly stupid. but incredibly common.

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            7 hours ago

            Okay… maybe this is a dumb question. But if I get her digits and am clearly pursuing her… how could she think I’m gay!?

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              because she isn’t logical or thoughtful person. She is emotional and biased and has lots of irrational insane beliefs.

              I dated a woman once who told me eating cereal was unmanly and pathetic. Like granola. I was suppose to eat MEAT and BREAD, and be a MAN. but eating a bowl of fruits, nuts, and grains was WEAK.

              I just laughed and tried to dismiss it, but she was dead serious and basically said if I want to keep seeing her I’m not allowed to eat granola as a cereal in a bowl w/milk… only in bar form as a hiking snack or something. It was so arbitrary and bizarre.

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              Maybe she thought you’re bi, apparently that’s a big turn off for some women.

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            a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

            Yeah when I got my cat all I wanted to do was have anal sex with a guy.

            It was so odd. Pat a dog and it’s like all want is pussy.

            Pat a cat and bam, ass all the way

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          there is a tend of people being aggressive now in dating where they basically like list out all their demands and then expect you to say yes or something. it’s so fucking weird to me to demand that a complete stranger pay your bills for you or get rid of their pet for you, but it’s popular on tiktok and all that. and if someone says no your demands, they are a weak and pathetic person. There is just this weird like ‘make major lifelong commitments to me from the get go’ nonsense going on.

          maybe I’m old fashioned but when i was growing up you typically didn’t make demands from strangers, you got to know them a bit before you started asking them for major commitments and then you respected them if they said no. relationships were something that emerged and you negotiated, they weren’t employment contracts where you specified everything you ‘need’ before you even met them.

          something something commodification of relationships, I guess?