Vimy ridge 1916:
Captain! The Germans are preparing a major assault.
Right, so it’s Tuesday then.
French and British troops look tense. Maps everywhere. Panic energy
Canadian section is sitting on a log eating rations
Allied troops: ‘you’re not concerned?’
Canadians: they can’t be worse than the geese back home. (Continues eating)

I went for my lunchtime walk at work today and encountered a family of Canada geese. I sprinted through them on the path flailing like a madwoman, because it was the only way to get back to work. To their credit, they just looked at me like I was insane, which was fairly accurate.
This is a fucking amazing image