Haha, I feel that, I’ve lived in a few places that had “aspirational DIY” previous owners. I think there is a difference between a house where someone died and one where they were murdered though, for a lot of folks. One is just a natural part of the life cycle, the other is a lot more haunted, you know?

The (not) secret is that the thing they’re getting done is mining you for data. :D

But if you do everything yourself then how will they steal your data? :(

And they wonder why so many of their kids have fucked right off and joined the opposition. It’d be funny if it wasn’t such a mess.