Me to the cops, when I’m caught doing 120 mph in a 35: “Look, maybe you want to get even at me by throwing me in jail, but what does petty revenge accomplish? Be the bigger man here, and for the good of us all, let’s just move forward.”

My biggest problem with this is that it’s a huge red flag that the business just doesn’t give a shit and has no attention to detail. So where else are they cutting corners?

You’re a restaurant, and you can’t be bothered to just… take a picture of your actual food? That really makes me question whether the food is any good at all, or if they have any kind of adherence to food safety practices. Because I highly doubt that, from the type of person who would think this menu is OK.