Lol this a good one too

I prefer the term ‘pedofocals’

I was gunna say, you ever seen this man make chicken stock??? No way hes not on cocaine. This is a normal day for him. Gobless.

Good looks, friendo.

Fucking crazy, right???

Yeah, I thought the same thing. That’s when they asked me for the photo id…

How do we feel about ‘pedofocals’?

Whenever my partner and I stay at a hotel, we always get a kick out of how dystopian commercials have become.

You’re a real one. Thank you!