CD-RW. I had a lot of copies of their albums on CD.

My favorite band is Old Navy. They were pretty popular in the early 2000s.

This is “People Twitter”. Dogs ain’t people.

First prove you aren’t a bear.

My muscles are fine, it’s the fat cells that need to forget.

Yeah. Thanks, Obama!

Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

But it’s also a speed

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

Laceration Larry

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

I mean, it CAN be VERY gay, but sometimes it’s not

Anal sex ain’t gay, dude.

If all humans speak English, why do the Chinese speak Mandarin, the French speak French, and Norwegians talk like cavemen?

That’s essentially what you just asked and have single handedly destroyed the theory that this community represents.