SourDragon

I get the feeling Dolly would like these jokes

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“Where are you?”

“Right behind you.…”

My grandfather became a hollow dragon to protect a particular rock formation, so if I ever heard his voice saying that while I’m anywhere but that cave I’ll jump outta my scales with a frightened yeep! I love him though.

Dude was his plug

Buckled on jazz cabbage

That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.

Him and a particular Jack Russell terrier hold a special place in my childhood memories. They’re the reason I love books

Tell us you want this planet to burn without telling us you want this planet to burn

And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight

Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁

This is very uplifting news! 😄

Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.

I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?

Encore! Encore! 👏🐲

It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.

For Jimothy! 🗡️

I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like

YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?

So disrespectful, some people. Right?

So YOU’RE the shooter!

Trans or cis?

This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.