Snailpope

This is honestly just genuinely good life advice

Yea, but it’s just not as satisfying knowing thousands of people didn’t die building it

Definitely the second one. Some one needs to build their mansions and resorts before they get there. Our blood will be there red carpet

Forever shut and made of wood,

That’s what I am. My head’s no good

now that it by a stone was struck.

Old spectacles bewitched with muck

repose within me by the score.

I’m just a cupboard, nothing more.

-Dancelot Wordwright

Featured in the novel The City of Dreaming Books, written by his authorial godson Optimus Yarnspinner. Translated from Zamonian and Illustrated by Walter Moers

What book is this? Is it a good read? Please and thank you!