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In the third term, he’s gonna lower the price of gas and groceries & end the wars in Ukraine/Iran. Day 1. Bigly.

All of them!!! (But mostly Reddit. And it was overbearing mods and auto bans that made me seek refugee status more than AI Slop)

What in the shit was that fool trying to accomplish?

As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.

Hey Drink Uncle, are you gonna be a Thanksgiving this year?

Make America Hospitalized Again

Could he BE any higher?

Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

What, me worry?

B.

‘Shocking!’ Said no one.

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

This corruption was PERFECT

That’s right, Iran! Any day now we might decide to start trying to win!

Fellow American so I know how much this suggestion sucks but… ER? Do you have insurance?

Is Big Balls the one who hit his ass beat by some teenagers?

That’s what got him killed?

Huh, all this time, I thought it was from being an asshole.